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Friday, April 2, 2010

Andrea is not in want of These 45 Things.

I am too easily amused. Anyway. My comments are in italics... YES THE SLANTY WRITING. D<. You're reading it right now. No, I don't expect you to read this, I'm just killing the time. *stabbity stab stab* And I wrote this little commentary a loooong time ago, when I was still in an actual relationship.

45 things girls want, but won't ask for. Orly nao. Btw, I put in your apostrophe for you. AGHHHH GET SOME GRAMMAR SKILLS BEFORE THE RELATIONSHIP ONES. They're more important. =_=

Body: Oh dear Lord.

1.Touch her waist. ...

2.Actually talk to her. Mutes are frustrating...

3.Share secrets with her.

4.Give her 1 of your sweat shirts. HOOOOODIES!!1 ;D ... I want a hoodie...

5.Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6.Hug her. Wouldn't any guy worth dating already know that..? Unless of course he's dating some touch-a-phobic psychomaniac... *cough*

7.Hold her.

8.Laugh with her.

9.Invite her somewhere.

10.Hang out with her and your friends together. And don't ignore her. But what if she doesn't like your friends? WHAT THEN!?!?! Failuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. x_x

KEEP READING

11.Smile with her. Or else she will superglue the ends of your mouth up. And it will be painful. And you'll probably dump her for it and then... I dunno. WHY THE HECK AM I DOING THIS.

12.Take pictures with her. So boyfriends are supposed to be cam-whores. Nice ta know. Personally I always thought ones that were camera shy were cuuuute.

13.Pull her onto your lap.

14.When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. I lmfao'd. I know somebody who's got this one down!!

15.When her friends say "I love her more than you", deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved. Not always the best idea. I have violent friends. xDDD And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Are you thinking of someone? NOWAI. ;o

16.Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. ... This is really starting to become pointless... D:

17.Kiss her unexpectedly. ... It's like... Kiss-rape.. *shudders*

18.Hug her from behind around the waist. ... WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LISTEN TO THIS CHICK. SHE'S SCARING ME

19.Tell her she's beautiful. The ones with an inferiority complex will never believe you...

20.Tell her the way you feel about her. Even if she already knew..? Um? Ahem.

21.Open doors for her, walk her to her car- It makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. I'VE BEEN PROTECTED ENOUUUUUUUUUUUGH. D:

22.Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it. And if he DOESN'T mean it? WHAT THEN, MEME. WHAT THEN.

23.If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her. Uber-wrong. If I were you, I'd keep askin' her. It doesn't help to keep it in.

24.Make her feel loved. OBVIOUS MEME IS OBVIOUS. D<

25.Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know. ..?

26.DON'T lie to her Oh dear Lord... Just how stupid do you think these poor boys are?

27.DON'T cheat on her!!! NO WAY. ;o Never woulda guessed.

28.Take her ANYWHERE she wants

29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work (or school) and how much you MISS her. The missing never ends, does it? ; . ;

30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you. This applies to anyone... Not just boyfriends, ya know. =.=

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE, MISSY!!!

31.Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too. Awh. ; . ;

32.When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.

33.Kiss her on the CHEEK (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her) Then why not just kiss her instead of *hinthint*? Maybe we're supposed to be the perceptive gender but SOEM OF US JUST FAIL AT THAT. =_=

34.While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY. As people sitting behind you get annoyed BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYIN' TO WATCH A MOTHERDUCKIN' MOVIE. D<

35. Don't EVER tell her to leave even joking or act like you're mad.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT I thought yelling was my job... STUPID JOB-STEALING... THING. ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE IMMIGRANTS COME TO STEAL MY JOBS?

36.When people DIS her, stand up for her.

37.Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
(ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT Better mean it. =_=)

38.Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can
cuddle. Some things are just not that possible. T.T Oh, added tip. Don't fall off the roof!

39.When walking next to each other grab her HAND.

40.When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible
(MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED OKAY, MY GOD. I don't swing that way BUT YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME IF I DON'T.)

41.Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS So you just assume that everybody on Earth can use a phone at their own leisure? Prejudiced!!

42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. *mumblemumblegenderswitchmumblemumble*

43.Take her for LONG walks at night.

44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her. I agree too much to make a sarcastic comment about this one.

45. If you break up but still like her, don't act like a jerk. Be a man and do something about it. ... No comment.

Repost this in 20 seconds.
...or you will lose the one you care about the most! YEAH, WELL... DUCK YOU.

Guys Repost as: i would do this for her
Girls Repost as: 45 things a girl wants but wont ask for That makes it sound... Okay nevermind I'll just shuttup now.

3 little-thingies-not-sure-what-they-are:

Raja-Man said...

interesting.....and i think this list OD'd on kissing....

Muse of Randomness said...

I also think so, Joshie.

Ace-Of-Aoife. said...

aha, your commentary was better than the actual list ^^

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