Don't Worry Cassie, I Doubt Anything on here is Funny. It's just Us.

AARON IS GAY!! WHATWHATWHATWHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!

(Oh great I hope there are no Aarons reading this post because I know the Aaron I speak of cannot, as his computer encountered cancer and died. Plus he wouldn't know the address. Unless he's stalking one of us, which I know he's not because he only stalks the "pretty" ones.)

Anyway... This happened yesterday on the bus. I missed most of it, but I heard this and that's enough.

Aaron: *somethingsomethingsomething I didn't catch* HE'S HOT!!!
Andrea and Desiree (both sitting in front of him): 0_o...

You do learn something new every day. Maybe he's bi?? Because he's girl-obsessed (oddly enough, none of the ones he likes are in like, his fanclub consisting of the entire sixth grade female [possibly some male] population of Aurora Elementary. Ack.). And somewhat pervded.

In other news, I bet this happened the other night. Or something rather close to this, anyway:

Alex: *is returning home from Valentine's Dance*
Chad: *sitting on Alex's bed* EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
Alex: WTF HOW YOU GET HERE.
Chad: ... I have the key.
Alex: Oh... Oh yeah.
Chad: Who were you there with?
Alex: ...
Chad: YOU BISEXUAL SLUT!!

I dunno what happened next. I fell out of the tree I was stalking them from. Soooo I'm never hiding anything from Chad... Cause he's psychic.

Wait so that's how he knew about Alex. .___.

Definition of "Aaron-ed"

Does there even need to be one? It's Aaron. That's reason enough to want to avoid the terrible fate of those who don't listen to me, O Almighty Icily-san.

Anyway, I was debating telling Cassie it had to do with glompage and rape, but she'd probably enjoy that (YES, I am trying to work on an R rating for this blog. Maybe.)

But anyway, I'm going to laugh on the day Cassie's mom actually reads this poor unloved blog of idiocy. And then... No, maybe I shouldn't Fai pic-spam... He's already taken over my MySpace... (*murdered by older sister of the Twlight fangirls*)

What is so great about Twilight!?!?!?! He sparkles ("glitters!!!" squees Ali of non-sisterage), big whoop. I'd rather read Inkdeath and finish it. Speaking of finishing things... I need to go work on Tsubasa... Only 100 or so chapters left, me... Keep working...

And why does everyone think Fye looks like Alex!?!?!?!?!?!?! It must be the way I draw, because Fye looks nothing like Alex!!! Look at this!!!

(You knew I'd work him into the post somehow.)

See!?!?! No resemblance. (Except that they have near the exact same hair colour, which isn't really visible in this picture...) SO LEAVE ALEX OUT OF MY FANGIRLISM.

By the way... JOIN JENOVA'S WITNESSES!! WHO WOULDN'T GO TO CHURCH FOR A PIECE OF KADAJ!?!?!?! (Wait... Yuffie wouldn't... She thinks he's an insect... larva.)

And I have to go because Nicole is waiting for me on Gaia. Even if she knows i'm gonna let her be eaten again.

Oh, and Aaron is afraid of sharp nails. (... I still don't see how Darren gets "me being Hitler" out of enjoying torture... I feel like making a list of differences between sadism and Hitler...)

YAY ANDREA THE IDIOT FIGURED VIDEOS OUT

I've heard lots about this movie/book, I guess I'll have to go see it myself and figure stuff out. But while I'm here... IMMA COMPLAIN ABOUT MY TRAGIC LIFE!! Hahaha, and you thought you might get off relatively-Ange free too! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Alex. Has been ignoring me. But he noticed my drawing (one of the few things I'm good at anymore ;_;), so there's still a miniscule ray of hope!!! Yayness. The boy is awfully camera-shy. That's sorta cute though. O.o MUST HIT PUBLISH BUTTON.... BEFORE MOTHER OF SELF READS POST...

Oh by the way I threw an icicle at Aaron yesterday, it was very gratifying, even if Alex deserved it more. I didn't kill (or injure) him, if Cassie anyone was wondering...

The Roleplay of.... DOOOM

I feel very stalkerishtic right about now. >.<>

Reni: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A ROLE-PLAY YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THE LAST THING THAT HAPPENED WAS!!
Andrea: Yeah I do... Balthy saved us all and I plotted to kill Miley Cyrus.
Aaron: Nuuuuuuuuuuuu you canna do that!!!!
Cassie: STCU. *stomps on Aaron*


Demyx: *randomly jumps into scene* Am I a pretty star??
Andrea: Jaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkettttt!!!
Demyx: O.o *runs away*
Cassie: *facepalm*


Reni: Can we get back to the plot now??
Jadia: This is too stupid for a plot.
Everyone: *appears on back of Wild saurian*
Hannah Montana: LIKE, OMG, ITS A DINOSAUR!!! *dies of shock*
Aaron: Noo!! I love you Miley!!
Lena: *thumps Aaron on head* I'm your one and only, remember me!?!
Aaron: *thinking* ... ... ...No.
Balthier: SHUT UP, BUGGERS!!! *pushes Aaron, Lena and Miley off*
Cassie: ...Do I smell a Jack Sparrow impersonator??
Balthier: ... D*****.
Cassie: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!! *mauls Balthier*
Andrea: Oh yay, violence!!
Wild Saurian: *eats Miley*
Axel: O.o
Demyx: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh *cries*

(later)

Andrea: ... ... Are we in Cranesville??
Balthier: *pulls out full-screen map*
Axel: We need to be IN VIEW to be able to see the map, moron.
Balthier: Hmph... *shoots Axel*
Andrea: Whaddya know... We are.
Cassie: Oh no.
Andrea: ... ... ... *anticipation*
Balthier: ???
Andrea: Wait for it...
Axel: Fission mailed.
Andrea: JJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEETTT!!!!!!!!!!
All (except Andrea): *fall over anime-style*
Andrea: *Pure.Complete. Bliss.*

Sooo.... The Wild Saurian killed us all except me, and I got arrested for... Stabbing an endangered tree. HA!!! AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JACKET THEFT!!! I still got the jacket though.

But yet I have not managed to destroy the issue of my stalkerishness. To Loop'd!!!

ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look, oh look what I found.... Hahahaha, Cassie's gonna kill me.

Aaron Byrd ♥ Cassie Bolyard


87 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Aaron Byrd and Cassie Bolyard has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

Meh, it had a different thing in the middle, but gif files do not seem to convert well...

rp#2!!

Hah, I'm not even sure these are role-plays... *couldn't think of a better word* Well, soooo.... my turn then!



Ange (yeah me): Wowiez Hannah Montana died... Zexion!!!! Shika!!! COME HERE WE GOTTA CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF MILEY!!!
Zexion: *whispers* Yessss!! *talks to the voices in Ange's head*
Ange: Shiznit, Jadia! What do you mean she's gonna come back!?! Why must you be so pessimsitic?! Reni don't encourage her!!
Shikamaru: o_0 Who is she talking to...
Zexion: *calls Kayla, Demyx, Axel, and Balthier*
Kayla: (on phone) OMG MILEY'S DEAD!!!! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zexion: *goes temporarily deaf*



later in hospital after Aaron calls Demyx (they're friends) to Miley's hospital





Ange: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?! She came back!?! This cannot be!!! *prepares to stab self with keyblade*
Roxas: *smacks Andrea* Give that back!!
Demyx: Wait... Andrea can use a keyblade??
Ange: I CAN'T!!
Jadia and Reni: *exit Andrea's mind*
Jadia: But I can!
Miley: Howdy y'all!!
Pikachu: *appears out of nowhere* Pika-chUUUUUUUUUUUUU *electrocutes everyone*
Miley: *dead FOR THE THIRD TIME IN TWO POSTS*
Jadia: WHO DID THAT!?!
Shikamaru: Well I had to use something. Have you SEEN the awful things on Google??
Ange: You've been hanging out with Naruto haven't you...
Aaron: Evil woman... *cries a river and drowns us all*
Cassie: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!!! *kills us all*


(One-winged Angel plays in background)
Sephiroth: What the....
Kadaj: I TOLD you this wasn't Nibelheim!! Gimme teh !@**^ map!!!
Aaron: *ressurects, discovers the four silver-haired vilains*
Aaron: *double take at Yazoo* That, that dude looks like a lady... (yes indeed, Aaron is singing)
Yazoo: -_-#;
Miley: *wakes up* Oh Aaron, marry me!! *throws self at feet*
Ange: (outside of the computer) HOLD UP!!!! *everything freezes* YOU WERE DEAD!!!
Miley: I'm a celebrity, I can do whatever I want. *pout*
Andrea: Humph. Tell that to my machete. *time restarts*
Miley: *raspberry*
Ange: HEEEEY!!! I ain't done with you!!!!
Loz and Yazoo: *fighting over directions*
Aaron: Oo, what a funky lady Oo, she like it, like it, like it, like that. Oo he was a lady!
Miley: AARON YOU !@**^ DON'T IGNORE ME!! You're only famous cuz of ME!!!! *scream*
Lena: Oh no he ain't!! *mauls Miley with a beaver*


Cops: *barge in* Reno 911!!! Release the pop star or face the PEPPER SPRAY OF DOOM!!!
Shikamaru (who was faking to be dead, like always): How troublesome...
Cops: Whatchu say you punk!? HUH!!!!
Shikamaru: Shadow strangle jutsu!!
Miley: --And to my fans... BUY MY CDS!!!! *dies. again*
Miley fans: *banging on doors*
Ange: (outside of computer) meh, think I'm tired of the dead bodies. *resurrects everyone else*
Ange: Hey me!! Why the holdup!?!
Ange: Cuz you would interfere, Minime!!!
Ange: WAS THAT A HEIGHT REFERENCE THERE!?!?! Just cuz i'm, like, a MILLINCH-
Ange: Shuttup me. *flick*

Axel: Oh crap. the fanbrats are here.
Demyx: Fans? *look of absolute terror* Noooooooo I don't wanna be sold as fanservice, mamma!
Axel: I am not your mom!!!
Loz: No, moron!! I told you we shoulda turned left at Albquerque!!
Aaron: Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a ladyDude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Sephiroth: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ange: Since everyone has been ignoring me so far--
(Fighting resumes)
Ange: Darnit.

Kayla, Nick, and Joe: *swing in on skyhooks*
Kayla: CHAAAAARGE!!!!! *runs at Miley with chainsaw*
Ange: Do you think we should just get out of here??
Sephiroth: Yeah. *sets place on fire and runs away to do more evil psychotic deeds*
Ange: SEPHI!!!!!!!!!!!! Meh. Fine then. *gos to pay phone and calls a cab*
Balthier: Yeeha, dino!!! *rides in on Wild Saurian*
Ange: That's one heckuva cab there, Balthier.
Everyone: *gets on*
To be continued...

Ange: Wait.... WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE SAVED MILEY!!! *hides spork behind back*

The marvelous plan-type thing!!

Alright, so here's teh deal: I shall have Alex to wrap Grant in a lumpia (make sure Larry doesn't come along and eat it), and we will shove Des and him into a closet (like 7 minutes in heaven), and STUFF will happen!! Mweheheheheheheheheheheheh.

Speaking of which, Cassie/Aaron= Just the Girl. Got it memorized??

Best crack pairings EVER!!!

Haha... I am soooo dead after writing this. The best (non-fandom) crack!pairings are as follows:


Aaron/Cassie (yayz... Love in denial...)
TJ/Des (erm... Can't really say unrequited...)
???/???
taco/rice (Blame Alex, it's his fault I'm hungry)
Japan/Philippines (why am I writing non-living things...)

We get to celebrate Shikamaru's birthday in a few weeks!! I think we have off that day for Buckwheat festival... So I get to celebrate!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! I need some rants for right now. But I guess I'll have to settle for pix for now. I'll give you a whole five-paragraph essay (I think Mrs.Roush wants us to practice them...) on why Cassie and Aaron works perfectly when I can get it.