Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis is your SINGING TELEGRAAAAAAAAM.

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WANT TO BE DRESSED IN POETRY
BUT IMAGERY JUST DOESN'T FIT
PLUS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
THEN HOWDOWEEXPLAINNUDISTCOLONIIIIIIES

SOMETHING ABOUT CANVASES
YOUR BODY ON MY MATTRESS IS PROOF.
And as Nyles would randomly interject:

waa waa woo waa. xD

A phrase which I have yet to understand or be able to pronounce without it coming out like a tongue twister.