Andrea is not in want of These 45 Things.

I am too easily amused. Anyway. My comments are in italics... YES THE SLANTY WRITING. D<. You're reading it right now. No, I don't expect you to read this, I'm just killing the time. *stabbity stab stab* And I wrote this little commentary a loooong time ago, when I was still in an actual relationship.

45 things girls want, but won't ask for. Orly nao. Btw, I put in your apostrophe for you. AGHHHH GET SOME GRAMMAR SKILLS BEFORE THE RELATIONSHIP ONES. They're more important. =_=

Body: Oh dear Lord.

1.Touch her waist. ...

2.Actually talk to her. Mutes are frustrating...

3.Share secrets with her.

4.Give her 1 of your sweat shirts. HOOOOODIES!!1 ;D ... I want a hoodie...

5.Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6.Hug her. Wouldn't any guy worth dating already know that..? Unless of course he's dating some touch-a-phobic psychomaniac... *cough*

7.Hold her.

8.Laugh with her.

9.Invite her somewhere.

10.Hang out with her and your friends together. And don't ignore her. But what if she doesn't like your friends? WHAT THEN!?!?! Failuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. x_x

KEEP READING

11.Smile with her. Or else she will superglue the ends of your mouth up. And it will be painful. And you'll probably dump her for it and then... I dunno. WHY THE HECK AM I DOING THIS.

12.Take pictures with her. So boyfriends are supposed to be cam-whores. Nice ta know. Personally I always thought ones that were camera shy were cuuuute.

13.Pull her onto your lap.

14.When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. I lmfao'd. I know somebody who's got this one down!!

15.When her friends say "I love her more than you", deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved. Not always the best idea. I have violent friends. xDDD And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Are you thinking of someone? NOWAI. ;o

16.Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. ... This is really starting to become pointless... D:

17.Kiss her unexpectedly. ... It's like... Kiss-rape.. *shudders*

18.Hug her from behind around the waist. ... WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LISTEN TO THIS CHICK. SHE'S SCARING ME

19.Tell her she's beautiful. The ones with an inferiority complex will never believe you...

20.Tell her the way you feel about her. Even if she already knew..? Um? Ahem.

21.Open doors for her, walk her to her car- It makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. I'VE BEEN PROTECTED ENOUUUUUUUUUUUGH. D:

22.Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it. And if he DOESN'T mean it? WHAT THEN, MEME. WHAT THEN.

23.If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her. Uber-wrong. If I were you, I'd keep askin' her. It doesn't help to keep it in.

24.Make her feel loved. OBVIOUS MEME IS OBVIOUS. D<

25.Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know. ..?

26.DON'T lie to her Oh dear Lord... Just how stupid do you think these poor boys are?

27.DON'T cheat on her!!! NO WAY. ;o Never woulda guessed.

28.Take her ANYWHERE she wants

29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work (or school) and how much you MISS her. The missing never ends, does it? ; . ;

30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you. This applies to anyone... Not just boyfriends, ya know. =.=

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE, MISSY!!!

31.Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too. Awh. ; . ;

32.When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.

33.Kiss her on the CHEEK (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her) Then why not just kiss her instead of *hinthint*? Maybe we're supposed to be the perceptive gender but SOEM OF US JUST FAIL AT THAT. =_=

34.While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY. As people sitting behind you get annoyed BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYIN' TO WATCH A MOTHERDUCKIN' MOVIE. D<

35. Don't EVER tell her to leave even joking or act like you're mad.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT I thought yelling was my job... STUPID JOB-STEALING... THING. ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE IMMIGRANTS COME TO STEAL MY JOBS?

36.When people DIS her, stand up for her.

37.Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
(ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT Better mean it. =_=)

38.Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can
cuddle. Some things are just not that possible. T.T Oh, added tip. Don't fall off the roof!

39.When walking next to each other grab her HAND.

40.When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible
(MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED OKAY, MY GOD. I don't swing that way BUT YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME IF I DON'T.)

41.Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS So you just assume that everybody on Earth can use a phone at their own leisure? Prejudiced!!

42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. *mumblemumblegenderswitchmumblemumble*

43.Take her for LONG walks at night.

44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her. I agree too much to make a sarcastic comment about this one.

45. If you break up but still like her, don't act like a jerk. Be a man and do something about it. ... No comment.

Repost this in 20 seconds.
...or you will lose the one you care about the most! YEAH, WELL... DUCK YOU.

Guys Repost as: i would do this for her
Girls Repost as: 45 things a girl wants but wont ask for That makes it sound... Okay nevermind I'll just shuttup now.

Fifty Ways to Annoy Chad!! Now we all know I need a Life.

They came to me while being grounded from here. Yes, here. Shocking, isn't it? It also made me realize just how desperately I need a life. AND an iPod!! But anyway, brought to you by yours truly, fifty ways to annoy Chad!! Hopefully if Ali decides she's bored it doesn't become a "That's what she said" moment.


1. Ask him how his date with Alex went the other night. Pester him until he says "good", or anything better than good. ;D

2. Ask him when Alex's due date is.

3. Force-feed him thirteen extra-large pieces of fruit pizza. He dislikes it.

4. Steal his planner and name it "Purple"

5. When he attempts to snatch Purple back, scream rape. Or child abuse.

6. If he manages to steal Purple back, say "You made emo Barbie sad!" and take out a black-clad Barbie, start trying to steal its wrists with a pencil.

7. The next day, leave the doll (covered in red paint along the neck/wrists) on his desk, along with a suicide note claiming that Adam and Grant are Chad's biological parents.

8. If he does not wrench Purple from your grasp, tell him he will only get Purple back if he gets down on one knee, tells Alex he loves him and proposes.

9. When he eventually agrees, videotape it.

10. Every time Chad and Alex are near each other, begin singing various random love songs (Personal favorite: The Pina Colada Song)

11. Make a shelf fall on him in Wal-Mart

12. Go to his football/basketball/anything else he plays games and start shouting "POWER RANGERS!! Go go!!" and running around the floor/field.

13. When you steal Alex's belongings (in the upcoming fifty ways to annoy Alex), put them in a bag and place them on Chad's doorstep

14. Put a Valentine's Day card (print one out if it's not the right time of year) and address it "With love, from [anyone's name]". Doubtless he will be o_0.

15. Introduce him to Chad the planner.

16. Scream "FIFTEEN-SIDED LOVE POLYGON!!!" whenever he sits down to the lunch table.

17. Laugh uncontrollably at his inevitable death by Germ-X.

18. Make him google "Yaoi". Trauma, certainly.

19. The next day, put Yaoi fanarts in his locker. Make sure there's enough so that when he opens it they scatter all over the floor.

20. Tell Ryan and Brian to go check the mess out.

21. When they chew him out for it, shout "Oh! Says those who had a threesome with him in the kitchen yesterday!!" (so everyone in the entire bulding can hear you)

22. Randomly fall down the steps into him... And any additional people if needed.

23. Sit outside his bathroom door with a tape recorder whilst he is taking a shower. Or bath. how should I know?

24. Whenever he comes out blindfold yourself and wants to know what the Fai is going on, answer that you were trying to record him singing in the shower.

25. Kidnap him to go to an anime con in the epic KITTYMOBILE!!!

26. While in the Kittymobile, make hm listen to Hanson, Cinema Bizarre, anything else I like...

27. Stab him with a pair of hair sticks.

28. Introduce him to Cassie, pretend to drop something, and tie their shoelaces together. (Tie Chad's shoelace to Cassie's ankle if all else fails.)

29. Use Chad as a human meatshield when Cassie comes after you with a chainsaw for that.

30. Ask Chad for help finding twenty more ways to annoy him.

31. Draw "MISSING" flyers for Chad and Alex's adopted son, Chalex.

32. Run up to him in a vacant lot, scream "CHIPOTLE SAUCE!!!!!" and run off.

33. Attempt to take a nap in his hair (Ahem, ALI.)

34. Ducttape him to Michael Jackson's backseat.

35. Stare at him in class, and when he confronts you, reply "You have prettiful eyes!" in some weird odd voice and then walk off to kill Gary for some random stupid thing. Like cheating on Cody with Whiskers. *shudders*

36. Stuff Gary's dead body into Chad's backpack.

37. Draw Chad as a gothic lolita on teh chalkboard.

38. Attempt giving him the "birds and the bees" talk.

39. Scream "CHAD HAS ALEX AND HIS MUFFINS!!! HE WILL PAY!!!" And start whacking him with a plastic ninja sword.

40. Dress him up as a clown.

41. Hide in his closet and glomp him when he opens it! He hates it when you do that.

42. Ask "If you're a pimp, Chad, who are your hoes?" with a clear answer in mind.

43. Have Whitney tell him to hug an apple. EVERY. FLACKIN'. MINUTE.

44. Have my mother beat him up with a wooden spoon for no good reason.

45. Draw a picture of yourself on his back in permanent marker. And re-draw it when it starts to fade.

46. Ask him if he really thinks man-boobs are sexy, or if he only has that shirt to make himself feel better.

47. Have you stalker sidekick follow him around whilst you are busy stalking his best friend.

48. At one of his games, put a plushie apple in his stuff, along with a card asking him to marry you (don't sign it, moron!).

49. When he asks who it's from, suggest the aforementioned Michael Jackson, or Barney.

50. Check the last way to annoy Chad off your list in satisfaction as you watch Alex attempt to beat him up for cheating on him with Michael Jackson/Barney. (possessive uke!) Oh, and for extra annoyance get yourself involved in the action... Eheheh.

Why Andrea Should Never ever ever be Allowed to have Pens and Paper on a Random Day

Fiiine *sigh*. I'll type the story I wrote up for ya, Ali. But I'm concerned for your computer. This story causes incredible "wtf"s and facepalming. Don't act as if you haven't been warned.

This miserable story had its beginnings in the same place as any miserable story. Junior high, a band room, with two unsupervised students and a mysteriously unpresent authoress (because she'd rather be a horrible artist than play an instrument, mainly because she'd probably break it anyway), being totally innocent. Of course.

The so-called "leading man" strutted over to a common piano, and started to play an original song. Several moments into it, he hears the sound of pencils, paper, and drumsticks falling to the floor.

"Marry me!" this other student, the ever-unpredictable (trust me, no one expected that. Especially not me) Ali squealed, "You sound like freaking Mozart!". Her bandmate, Alex (ack), looked down at the bowing worshiper.

"Uhhh... I have a--" he started to say, but was cut off by the dramatic introduction of the authoress! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

The door flew open, only to reveal to Andii's eyes the sight of her former "bishie" and her best friend. She charged forward, due to the fact her previously installed "Alex senses", which she hadn't yet disposed of (she says this is because they're expensive to remove but I, the voice in Andrea's head, think there's more to the delay in removal) were tingling and causing ear massages.

"Skittles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Andi proclaimed, in a battle cry of sorts, rushing forth to glomp Alex and destroy his new admirer.

The "bishie" was landed on, with the evil "former-stalker-not-yet-over-you glomp of doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom."

Normally, a glomp (grab, latch on, maintain pressure) of this homicidal strength would kill even fully grown men (seen when Andii jumped on Brendon Urie at a Panic at the Disco concert last year), but since Alex never freaking dies, no matter how hard Chad whois becoming very uncomfortable with Alex's repeated sensual comments regarding his "silky" hair, Erica, or his mother tried, Alex would live... And live... And live until one day Chuck Norris and Ali Montoya came along. But that is a story for another time.

Back to this pointlessness, Alex (authoress is sick of his name) emerged from the piano's wreckage with barely a broken arm. Andrea (sick of her name too), still laying on the piano, looked to her left, to see only Ali's gleaming, demonic eyes piercing into her soul. Literally. Andii's skin was burning, and eventually (as in, five seconds later) her small, pathetic, hideous figure was encased in ice (what the flak..?).

Ali smirked, vampiric (oh no) fangs shown. She strolled towards her musically talented idol and victim. She was merely footsteps away from his... Ummm I'd rather not go there.

Suddenly, a shard of ice whizzed past Ali's head, stabbing into the wall. Ali spun around to see Andii's equally-evil grin.

"If anyone gets to *bleepbleepbleep*, it's gonna be me!" she screamed, "SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL TWO!!!!!!!!!!! RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". tossing sparkly pieces of frozen water into the air.

Ali nodded in silent response, and rushed into a battle of Star Wars proportions, somehow pulling a lightsaber out of her butt pocket (hey, I can't think of everything).

Cowering in the corner, Alex watched his personal harem (yeah, right) fight over his *bleep*, his eyes wide in fear.

"They want to *bleep* my *bleep*?"

The battle raged on for months, and inexplicably, no one, no one at all noticed, probably because they were too busy cussing each other off to bother to notice that a freak, a... Twilight fangirl turned vampire, and a relatively normal dude had vanished. And that the band room had caved in.

The next year, the battle, or should I say war, was still in progress with Ali and Andrea finally exhausted, and Alex in his "emo corner" crying over Chad his devoured baby-back ribs.

With teh (that important) lunge of utter anger, with maybe a little hunger (Alex in the corner eating sure wasn't helping), Ali jabbed her opponent with a wakizashi-thing (that, along with other weapons, had also come from her butt pockets. Not that you realy needed to know...), causing Andii to stagger backwards into... The arms of Fai D. Flourite!!

Ali looked up at the tall, gorgeous, blue-eyed, eye-patched half-wizard, half-vampire, half-pirate epitome of anime smexiness who she had just fallen into the arms of.

Looking down down to view the sword going through her heart, she shoved it further in, because her death was inevitable, and who wouldn't want to go to heaven with Fai?

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" an intruder, female, with bright orange hair ("red!", she squeals) hair shrieked, sprinting to Andii's side, pulling the sword out and putting a giant band-aid on Andrea's chest.

"Crap," she mumbled to herself, "I was late. I told her that Fai was going to be the death of her." (So apparently, Cassie, of all people, would not want to go to heaven with Fai. Disgraceful!)

Two previously unmentioned Montanian guys, Aaron and Josh (sooooooooooooooo sorry if one of those two is reading this, I tend to use people I don't actually know when I'm brain dead, and I needed a way for *spoilerspoilerspoiler*. Sorry! Again.) walked into the scene of the fight, soaking up the bloody details.

"Why are we here anyway?" the shorter (it's all I know) inquired, not bothering to defend his fellow man Alex from vamp-lady Ali because he's on Andii's side, who was about to *bleep* Alex's *bleep*.

"Because this story's (Cassie knows what's going on) only saving grace is a cameo!!" Cassie, who was finally a junior high student, replied.

Ali, once again extremely close to her prey, Alex, who was now texting gay porn to Chad his mom for a ride home. But Ali's vampiric (ugh) nose caught a new scent: gay men (but Alex is gay too!! Ugh I'm a bad writer.)

She whirled around, facing Aaron and Joshua (♪Oh Joshua fit the battle of Jericho♪ *keeps singing*), and, losing all vampire dingity, out came a fangirlish squeal, awakening Andii's lost soul and seriously concerning Cassie, who has seens bursts of shonen-ai fangirlism from Andrea and never. Ever ever. Wants to see one again.

Ali's eyes and Andrea's transparent empty pupils brightened, and they shouted "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The two once ferocious young (or undead) girls sprinted at the speed of sound towards the two boys, pouncing.

Naturally, Alex was angry about the loss of attention to his attention-whore-ing gifted (remember the piano) self.

Aaron and Josh (Andrea: I'm getting to the point of feeling guilty about this, they're straight I swear, it's just Ali and I thinking any guys in the same room must be gay lovers. ^^" And the fact they're from Montana. We don't even know where Brokeback Mountain takes place. We just know it has gay guys.), luckier than fluff, dodged the incoming glompage, Ali hitting the ground with a tremendous "thump", and Andii, being ghostly, fell through the floor, rapidly approaching the earth's core, where her transparency was flakked into a crisp, and the authoress (or so she thinks) demanded a remake where she wasn't killed into oblivion. She didn't get it.

Finally, after a long year of bruses, squealing, and Alex being too much of an idiot to leave the band room, Ali could feast on Alex's *bleep* in peace. (But isn't Cassie still there? Oh well she doesn't care.)

She once again approached her blond victim, but looking again into the now messy (emo!) corner, two vital things were missing: Alex and his *bleep* (roses are red, violets are blue, I'm sick of *bleeps*, you probably are too), the two great vampire food sources. Ali screamed into the night? day? wall? skies. After dueling Andrea for so long, her gay, the best kind snack had disappeared.

Where could he be!? the thought rose to her mind, but was quickly blown away by an all-not-too obvious answer.

So, to conclude this stupid, pointless, and filled with plot holes EPIC story, Andii made her final (as in, sayonara b*tches, I'm done with this crap) appearance in the form of a giant ferret in a waffle suit, and her and Ali said in unison...

"Chad has Alex and his muffins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Epilogue:

Cassie's groans could be heard for miles, willing Andrea to return to the grave, errr core, she was making this atrocity worse. If that was even possible.

And then Alex's mom came into the background and began beating them all up for supposedly killing her son. When in reality, it was probaby rape he was undergoing at the moment.

So in the end, they all died. Because Chuck Norris came all the way from Iraq for those pixy stix Alex was supposed to give to Paco to repay the Muffin man. And killed everyone. Which bears the question, who came along to kill Chuck Norris? And who killed Chuck Norris's murderer? Screw it I'm not writing all that.

THEY ALL DIED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!?!?!

...

Well that was stupid. Let's see.... I do not own any Pixy Stix at all. I swear it Paco, do not ask me. Apologies to all who were in this story... Or onsecond thought no. No apologies. Except for Josh n' Aaron, cause I feel bad for involving them in my epic random stupid... Stuff. Oh and Chad really didn't get proper appreciation. Poor uke. Uke who is very posessive of his seme.

Saving the World, one Pencil Sketch at a Time

There's nothing to post, really. I'm considering deleting this blog, as we do barely anything with it.

Sooo... What to post??

I need-- No I won't say it. Oh... the good ol' days, when this blog was even relatively active, and I was blissfully obsessed, and Cassie in denial about Aaron (not the Aaron who's actually reading this, the Aaron possibly reading comes off as much more awesome to me. xD) and not being all emo and suicidal and all that crap...

I blame realization. I BLAME SQUISHEH (even if i love Squisheh anyway). I ALSO BLAME.... Uhhh I'm out of things to blame that I can actually post and not have Cassie's dad come and put me in a straitjacket.

And to anyone commenting, thanks. It makes me feel like there's a point in keeping this blog alive, even if barely. But Creatively Challenged really needs to be revived. Ack!! I know what to do!! DRAWINGS!! 111! YES DRAWINGS BY THE OH-SO-NOT-TALENTED ME ARE THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!!! EVEN TO GLOBAL WARMING AND THE JONAS BROTHERS (who must die by any means possible. I'll even bring in Kamikazes if I have to).

Soooo, I'm off to draw and save this pathetic world of ours!!