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Saturday, July 25, 2009

SAMBA, BBY. xP

Anyway, Muse decided to go off and look up some trivia about herself that even she never knew. No story prompt yet, though. Maybe I can try and write something. No promises, though.

1. All swans in England belong to Andrea!
2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Andrea'.
3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Andrea!
4. Andrea was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
5. Andrea can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
6. Andrea is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
7. Andrea can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
8. Andrea can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Andrea.
10. Andrea is the largest of Saturn's moons.

The conclusion: You shouldn't be that excited about my tongue, stfu. I STILL CONTAIN COCAINE. (Not really, to the adults reading this? if any? THE MATURE PEOPLE, THEN?) And I am very large, being the largest moon and the same size as the International Space Station.

By the way, CASSIE MAY BE COMING BACK TO US! >:D

4 little-thingies-not-sure-what-they-are:

Christopher said...

Ha hem...say what?

Muse of Randomness said...

I'm not sure, myself.

Kendra Logan said...

Haha, this was hilarious :)

~Kendra

Aaron said...

LOOOL I'm gonna do this.

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