SAMBA, BBY. xP

Anyway, Muse decided to go off and look up some trivia about herself that even she never knew. No story prompt yet, though. Maybe I can try and write something. No promises, though.

1. All swans in England belong to Andrea!
2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Andrea'.
3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Andrea!
4. Andrea was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
5. Andrea can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
6. Andrea is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
7. Andrea can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
8. Andrea can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Andrea.
10. Andrea is the largest of Saturn's moons.

The conclusion: You shouldn't be that excited about my tongue, stfu. I STILL CONTAIN COCAINE. (Not really, to the adults reading this? if any? THE MATURE PEOPLE, THEN?) And I am very large, being the largest moon and the same size as the International Space Station.

By the way, CASSIE MAY BE COMING BACK TO US! >:D

Why Andrea Should Never ever ever be Allowed to have Pens and Paper on a Random Day

Fiiine *sigh*. I'll type the story I wrote up for ya, Ali. But I'm concerned for your computer. This story causes incredible "wtf"s and facepalming. Don't act as if you haven't been warned.

This miserable story had its beginnings in the same place as any miserable story. Junior high, a band room, with two unsupervised students and a mysteriously unpresent authoress (because she'd rather be a horrible artist than play an instrument, mainly because she'd probably break it anyway), being totally innocent. Of course.

The so-called "leading man" strutted over to a common piano, and started to play an original song. Several moments into it, he hears the sound of pencils, paper, and drumsticks falling to the floor.

"Marry me!" this other student, the ever-unpredictable (trust me, no one expected that. Especially not me) Ali squealed, "You sound like freaking Mozart!". Her bandmate, Alex (ack), looked down at the bowing worshiper.

"Uhhh... I have a--" he started to say, but was cut off by the dramatic introduction of the authoress! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

The door flew open, only to reveal to Andii's eyes the sight of her former "bishie" and her best friend. She charged forward, due to the fact her previously installed "Alex senses", which she hadn't yet disposed of (she says this is because they're expensive to remove but I, the voice in Andrea's head, think there's more to the delay in removal) were tingling and causing ear massages.

"Skittles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Andi proclaimed, in a battle cry of sorts, rushing forth to glomp Alex and destroy his new admirer.

The "bishie" was landed on, with the evil "former-stalker-not-yet-over-you glomp of doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom."

Normally, a glomp (grab, latch on, maintain pressure) of this homicidal strength would kill even fully grown men (seen when Andii jumped on Brendon Urie at a Panic at the Disco concert last year), but since Alex never freaking dies, no matter how hard Chad whois becoming very uncomfortable with Alex's repeated sensual comments regarding his "silky" hair, Erica, or his mother tried, Alex would live... And live... And live until one day Chuck Norris and Ali Montoya came along. But that is a story for another time.

Back to this pointlessness, Alex (authoress is sick of his name) emerged from the piano's wreckage with barely a broken arm. Andrea (sick of her name too), still laying on the piano, looked to her left, to see only Ali's gleaming, demonic eyes piercing into her soul. Literally. Andii's skin was burning, and eventually (as in, five seconds later) her small, pathetic, hideous figure was encased in ice (what the flak..?).

Ali smirked, vampiric (oh no) fangs shown. She strolled towards her musically talented idol and victim. She was merely footsteps away from his... Ummm I'd rather not go there.

Suddenly, a shard of ice whizzed past Ali's head, stabbing into the wall. Ali spun around to see Andii's equally-evil grin.

"If anyone gets to *bleepbleepbleep*, it's gonna be me!" she screamed, "SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL TWO!!!!!!!!!!! RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". tossing sparkly pieces of frozen water into the air.

Ali nodded in silent response, and rushed into a battle of Star Wars proportions, somehow pulling a lightsaber out of her butt pocket (hey, I can't think of everything).

Cowering in the corner, Alex watched his personal harem (yeah, right) fight over his *bleep*, his eyes wide in fear.

"They want to *bleep* my *bleep*?"

The battle raged on for months, and inexplicably, no one, no one at all noticed, probably because they were too busy cussing each other off to bother to notice that a freak, a... Twilight fangirl turned vampire, and a relatively normal dude had vanished. And that the band room had caved in.

The next year, the battle, or should I say war, was still in progress with Ali and Andrea finally exhausted, and Alex in his "emo corner" crying over Chad his devoured baby-back ribs.

With teh (that important) lunge of utter anger, with maybe a little hunger (Alex in the corner eating sure wasn't helping), Ali jabbed her opponent with a wakizashi-thing (that, along with other weapons, had also come from her butt pockets. Not that you realy needed to know...), causing Andii to stagger backwards into... The arms of Fai D. Flourite!!

Ali looked up at the tall, gorgeous, blue-eyed, eye-patched half-wizard, half-vampire, half-pirate epitome of anime smexiness who she had just fallen into the arms of.

Looking down down to view the sword going through her heart, she shoved it further in, because her death was inevitable, and who wouldn't want to go to heaven with Fai?

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" an intruder, female, with bright orange hair ("red!", she squeals) hair shrieked, sprinting to Andii's side, pulling the sword out and putting a giant band-aid on Andrea's chest.

"Crap," she mumbled to herself, "I was late. I told her that Fai was going to be the death of her." (So apparently, Cassie, of all people, would not want to go to heaven with Fai. Disgraceful!)

Two previously unmentioned Montanian guys, Aaron and Josh (sooooooooooooooo sorry if one of those two is reading this, I tend to use people I don't actually know when I'm brain dead, and I needed a way for *spoilerspoilerspoiler*. Sorry! Again.) walked into the scene of the fight, soaking up the bloody details.

"Why are we here anyway?" the shorter (it's all I know) inquired, not bothering to defend his fellow man Alex from vamp-lady Ali because he's on Andii's side, who was about to *bleep* Alex's *bleep*.

"Because this story's (Cassie knows what's going on) only saving grace is a cameo!!" Cassie, who was finally a junior high student, replied.

Ali, once again extremely close to her prey, Alex, who was now texting gay porn to Chad his mom for a ride home. But Ali's vampiric (ugh) nose caught a new scent: gay men (but Alex is gay too!! Ugh I'm a bad writer.)

She whirled around, facing Aaron and Joshua (♪Oh Joshua fit the battle of Jericho♪ *keeps singing*), and, losing all vampire dingity, out came a fangirlish squeal, awakening Andii's lost soul and seriously concerning Cassie, who has seens bursts of shonen-ai fangirlism from Andrea and never. Ever ever. Wants to see one again.

Ali's eyes and Andrea's transparent empty pupils brightened, and they shouted "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The two once ferocious young (or undead) girls sprinted at the speed of sound towards the two boys, pouncing.

Naturally, Alex was angry about the loss of attention to his attention-whore-ing gifted (remember the piano) self.

Aaron and Josh (Andrea: I'm getting to the point of feeling guilty about this, they're straight I swear, it's just Ali and I thinking any guys in the same room must be gay lovers. ^^" And the fact they're from Montana. We don't even know where Brokeback Mountain takes place. We just know it has gay guys.), luckier than fluff, dodged the incoming glompage, Ali hitting the ground with a tremendous "thump", and Andii, being ghostly, fell through the floor, rapidly approaching the earth's core, where her transparency was flakked into a crisp, and the authoress (or so she thinks) demanded a remake where she wasn't killed into oblivion. She didn't get it.

Finally, after a long year of bruses, squealing, and Alex being too much of an idiot to leave the band room, Ali could feast on Alex's *bleep* in peace. (But isn't Cassie still there? Oh well she doesn't care.)

She once again approached her blond victim, but looking again into the now messy (emo!) corner, two vital things were missing: Alex and his *bleep* (roses are red, violets are blue, I'm sick of *bleeps*, you probably are too), the two great vampire food sources. Ali screamed into the night? day? wall? skies. After dueling Andrea for so long, her gay, the best kind snack had disappeared.

Where could he be!? the thought rose to her mind, but was quickly blown away by an all-not-too obvious answer.

So, to conclude this stupid, pointless, and filled with plot holes EPIC story, Andii made her final (as in, sayonara b*tches, I'm done with this crap) appearance in the form of a giant ferret in a waffle suit, and her and Ali said in unison...

"Chad has Alex and his muffins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Epilogue:

Cassie's groans could be heard for miles, willing Andrea to return to the grave, errr core, she was making this atrocity worse. If that was even possible.

And then Alex's mom came into the background and began beating them all up for supposedly killing her son. When in reality, it was probaby rape he was undergoing at the moment.

So in the end, they all died. Because Chuck Norris came all the way from Iraq for those pixy stix Alex was supposed to give to Paco to repay the Muffin man. And killed everyone. Which bears the question, who came along to kill Chuck Norris? And who killed Chuck Norris's murderer? Screw it I'm not writing all that.

THEY ALL DIED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!?!?!

...

Well that was stupid. Let's see.... I do not own any Pixy Stix at all. I swear it Paco, do not ask me. Apologies to all who were in this story... Or onsecond thought no. No apologies. Except for Josh n' Aaron, cause I feel bad for involving them in my epic random stupid... Stuff. Oh and Chad really didn't get proper appreciation. Poor uke. Uke who is very posessive of his seme.

Random Lists

Random Videos that we Should Make

• Andrea stalking people in the school
• Re-enactment of Sweeney Todd featuring Ali, Andrea, Alex (briefly), and Adam
• Ali *attempting* to stalk Adam
• Gary acting like he normally does
• One of these days when interesting stuff goes back to happening in band
• Eighth period
• Ali singing random songs for 10 minutes
• Kingdom hearts fandub involving anybody I can get to cooperate, forcibly or whatnot.

Ways to kill Alex

• Throw an icicle at him
• Stalk him until he is scared to death
• Glomp him. He will most likely commit suicide.
• Abuse him (O.o SO GUILTY)

Stupid Questions Alex has Asked me

• Do the Japanese like shrimp?
• Is this a Japanese stool? (I mean, HOW THE HECK SHOULD I KNOW)
• How is Japanese food better than Chinese? (I never said it was)
• Why do you like Asian stuff so much? (I am Asian.)
• Do you like Chad?? (OF COURSE NOT.)

Reasons I make These Lists

• I'm bored as crap.
• Alex isn't here to stalk
• No one reads them so I can say what I like
• Don't feel like talking to prep-girl/emo-kid (who are, in fact, the same person)

The Roleplay of.... DOOOM

I feel very stalkerishtic right about now. >.<>

Reni: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A ROLE-PLAY YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THE LAST THING THAT HAPPENED WAS!!
Andrea: Yeah I do... Balthy saved us all and I plotted to kill Miley Cyrus.
Aaron: Nuuuuuuuuuuuu you canna do that!!!!
Cassie: STCU. *stomps on Aaron*


Demyx: *randomly jumps into scene* Am I a pretty star??
Andrea: Jaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkettttt!!!
Demyx: O.o *runs away*
Cassie: *facepalm*


Reni: Can we get back to the plot now??
Jadia: This is too stupid for a plot.
Everyone: *appears on back of Wild saurian*
Hannah Montana: LIKE, OMG, ITS A DINOSAUR!!! *dies of shock*
Aaron: Noo!! I love you Miley!!
Lena: *thumps Aaron on head* I'm your one and only, remember me!?!
Aaron: *thinking* ... ... ...No.
Balthier: SHUT UP, BUGGERS!!! *pushes Aaron, Lena and Miley off*
Cassie: ...Do I smell a Jack Sparrow impersonator??
Balthier: ... D*****.
Cassie: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!! *mauls Balthier*
Andrea: Oh yay, violence!!
Wild Saurian: *eats Miley*
Axel: O.o
Demyx: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh *cries*

(later)

Andrea: ... ... Are we in Cranesville??
Balthier: *pulls out full-screen map*
Axel: We need to be IN VIEW to be able to see the map, moron.
Balthier: Hmph... *shoots Axel*
Andrea: Whaddya know... We are.
Cassie: Oh no.
Andrea: ... ... ... *anticipation*
Balthier: ???
Andrea: Wait for it...
Axel: Fission mailed.
Andrea: JJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEETTT!!!!!!!!!!
All (except Andrea): *fall over anime-style*
Andrea: *Pure.Complete. Bliss.*

Sooo.... The Wild Saurian killed us all except me, and I got arrested for... Stabbing an endangered tree. HA!!! AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JACKET THEFT!!! I still got the jacket though.

But yet I have not managed to destroy the issue of my stalkerishness. To Loop'd!!!

Weird Random Things I Am ONLY Typing Because I Was Told To Update This Blog!!

Sorry about the kinda long title. I really don't have anything to say, but one of my bffl's who is in love with a jacket (please do NOT ask) told me that I needed to update. I will try to make this long if I can. I will talk about Random things.

I have been changing my favorite song around a lot lately. I usually pick the ones that tell the most about my life. But, who cares about that,right?? School is okay-ish. Not much to talk about there. The bffl that I mentioned in the post earlier, I will not mention who she is for the sake of my life that I value a lot. Oh, and in Ange's last post, Aaron and I would have a 0% chance of making it because we despise each other very much!

I really can't think of much except for the fact that I almost went deaf and blind all at the same time yesterday. Yesterday, I got on the bus and looked back and uhhh uhhh...."unmentionable" was there. When Lena got on the bus and sat down, I was hoping she would not look back there. Then another one of my bffls, (not the one I referred to earlier) said, "Lena, your boyfriend is on the bus!!! Cassie, Aaron's on the bus!! Say Hi!!!" Of course, I refused to say anything and Lena just said "shut up." Then Lena looked back at him and then she was really really excited and started yelling right in my ear. Ouch!! Then she was randomly staring at Aaron and Aaron finally looks at her and says "Don't Even Think About It!!" I could not help but laugh at that because I knew Lena WAS thinking about it. My oh My, The funny stories of Young Love between a 10 year old girl, and a 13 year old boy!!!

Anyhoo...Ange and I were talking earlier on the phone. We got to talking about the "jacket" again. We also started talking about the post she had put on her blog about what I said about the "jacket." I have been laughing everyday since I have said that. Yesterday, in class, I randomly started laughing during class because I got to thinking about that. I can't believe I could even say such a thing about someone I don't even know! For crying out loud, I have never even met Alex. For some odd reason, it feels as if I know him. Maybe in May, I will get to meet him. By that time, I am thinking I will remember what I said and then just look at him and start laughing. I might scare him if I do that.

Ange says I will probably want to pick up a pencil and kill him with it! She says that is something she can imagine me doing. I can imagine me doing that,too. Only if he makes me really really really really really really really really really mad. Sometimes, I probably feel like doing that to all people. Considering that my father is a cop, I have to stay calm! It would be terrible if my own father had to arrest me. I think this may be the longest post I have ever post on Frazzle and Confuzzle! I am not sure. I will have to check that out.

Ange and I have been email each other back and forth lately. I just got another email from her as we speak about 15 seconds ago. In a few, I will have to go read it. I spent a lot of time outdoors today working. I was loading 30 gallons of apples into bags for my dad to take to his boss! I found out that it isn't that bad. Tomorrow, we are going to church and who knows what we will do after that! I have been trying to get a hold of Darren for a while, to tell him to update his blog. Like that will ever happen for another week! I am really running out of things to say! I think I have probably just about said it all. I am gonna go read that email! Bye readers!

Edit: edited by Muse of Randomness @ 9:30 PM for taggies.

Spam---Is special ham!!

Sorry I just had to put it. ^_____^

Haha!! Bet you can't read it!!-

Our playlist is going up soon, before you ask. I wanted to just work on mine last night. Ummmm.... I'm going to... put somma my writng here. Later. And........ I gots an idea!! This is gonna get translated to WEBDINGS!!!! (I don't think that makes any difference to Cassie but oh heck.) Sooooooooooooo....... Cassie/Aaron!!! Lololololololololololololololololololololololololol I amuse myself.

rp#2!!

Hah, I'm not even sure these are role-plays... *couldn't think of a better word* Well, soooo.... my turn then!



Ange (yeah me): Wowiez Hannah Montana died... Zexion!!!! Shika!!! COME HERE WE GOTTA CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF MILEY!!!
Zexion: *whispers* Yessss!! *talks to the voices in Ange's head*
Ange: Shiznit, Jadia! What do you mean she's gonna come back!?! Why must you be so pessimsitic?! Reni don't encourage her!!
Shikamaru: o_0 Who is she talking to...
Zexion: *calls Kayla, Demyx, Axel, and Balthier*
Kayla: (on phone) OMG MILEY'S DEAD!!!! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zexion: *goes temporarily deaf*



later in hospital after Aaron calls Demyx (they're friends) to Miley's hospital





Ange: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?! She came back!?! This cannot be!!! *prepares to stab self with keyblade*
Roxas: *smacks Andrea* Give that back!!
Demyx: Wait... Andrea can use a keyblade??
Ange: I CAN'T!!
Jadia and Reni: *exit Andrea's mind*
Jadia: But I can!
Miley: Howdy y'all!!
Pikachu: *appears out of nowhere* Pika-chUUUUUUUUUUUUU *electrocutes everyone*
Miley: *dead FOR THE THIRD TIME IN TWO POSTS*
Jadia: WHO DID THAT!?!
Shikamaru: Well I had to use something. Have you SEEN the awful things on Google??
Ange: You've been hanging out with Naruto haven't you...
Aaron: Evil woman... *cries a river and drowns us all*
Cassie: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!!! *kills us all*


(One-winged Angel plays in background)
Sephiroth: What the....
Kadaj: I TOLD you this wasn't Nibelheim!! Gimme teh !@**^ map!!!
Aaron: *ressurects, discovers the four silver-haired vilains*
Aaron: *double take at Yazoo* That, that dude looks like a lady... (yes indeed, Aaron is singing)
Yazoo: -_-#;
Miley: *wakes up* Oh Aaron, marry me!! *throws self at feet*
Ange: (outside of the computer) HOLD UP!!!! *everything freezes* YOU WERE DEAD!!!
Miley: I'm a celebrity, I can do whatever I want. *pout*
Andrea: Humph. Tell that to my machete. *time restarts*
Miley: *raspberry*
Ange: HEEEEY!!! I ain't done with you!!!!
Loz and Yazoo: *fighting over directions*
Aaron: Oo, what a funky lady Oo, she like it, like it, like it, like that. Oo he was a lady!
Miley: AARON YOU !@**^ DON'T IGNORE ME!! You're only famous cuz of ME!!!! *scream*
Lena: Oh no he ain't!! *mauls Miley with a beaver*


Cops: *barge in* Reno 911!!! Release the pop star or face the PEPPER SPRAY OF DOOM!!!
Shikamaru (who was faking to be dead, like always): How troublesome...
Cops: Whatchu say you punk!? HUH!!!!
Shikamaru: Shadow strangle jutsu!!
Miley: --And to my fans... BUY MY CDS!!!! *dies. again*
Miley fans: *banging on doors*
Ange: (outside of computer) meh, think I'm tired of the dead bodies. *resurrects everyone else*
Ange: Hey me!! Why the holdup!?!
Ange: Cuz you would interfere, Minime!!!
Ange: WAS THAT A HEIGHT REFERENCE THERE!?!?! Just cuz i'm, like, a MILLINCH-
Ange: Shuttup me. *flick*

Axel: Oh crap. the fanbrats are here.
Demyx: Fans? *look of absolute terror* Noooooooo I don't wanna be sold as fanservice, mamma!
Axel: I am not your mom!!!
Loz: No, moron!! I told you we shoulda turned left at Albquerque!!
Aaron: Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a ladyDude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Sephiroth: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ange: Since everyone has been ignoring me so far--
(Fighting resumes)
Ange: Darnit.

Kayla, Nick, and Joe: *swing in on skyhooks*
Kayla: CHAAAAARGE!!!!! *runs at Miley with chainsaw*
Ange: Do you think we should just get out of here??
Sephiroth: Yeah. *sets place on fire and runs away to do more evil psychotic deeds*
Ange: SEPHI!!!!!!!!!!!! Meh. Fine then. *gos to pay phone and calls a cab*
Balthier: Yeeha, dino!!! *rides in on Wild Saurian*
Ange: That's one heckuva cab there, Balthier.
Everyone: *gets on*
To be continued...

Ange: Wait.... WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE SAVED MILEY!!! *hides spork behind back*

Long random list of things I'd rather be doing

Title says it all, folks!! Yeah... I need to spend my time productively... But I'm bored.


Attack Alex's hair with a lint roller
Chase the OTHER Alex with a machete (Meh, I didn't clarify identities. Oh well. Nobody cares!!)
Run through town screaming "Sexy Zexy!!" (No more manga for me)
Poke Cassie with a spork
Cosplay as Hinata Hyuga and STALK PEOPLE (I ain't half bad at it)
Hack into Cassie's computer and make her whole computer Axel-themed
Force Alex onto the DDR machine 'o' DOOM!!!
Set off the smoke alarm every time Erin calls a guy hot
Shove Des into Aaron's face (Run... Before Des kills me for saying that... *hides*)
Make Jake and Trevor dress up as Big Bird (Am I still alive..?)
Graffiti a mustachio on the Wal-Mart wall
Build the Sears Tower out of Legos (And I mean full-sized)
Record Justin and Mark singing If You Were Gay
Have the man-eating waffles chomp Miley Cyrus to death
Send Kingdom Hearts spam to random people (Like, typing the word "AXEL" a million times)
Set Cassie's Hannah Montana crap on fire
Steal everyone's PixyStix and BURN THEM (Muahahahaha)
Be Shikamaru Nara for a day (Too... Lazy... to pick... A darn... pencil up... *snore*)
Kill all teh forks in the world (MAH SPORKIES)
Trap Chad in a nacho, Grant in a burrito, and Alex in a marshmallow
E-mail Megan on high urgency setting and say only "Hi"
Roast Alex-marshmallow on a stick (Uhhhh....)
Find a cure for writer's block (Hrmmm, is this somewhat normal???)
Try to perform bankai with a plastic sword
Replace random words with pants (ex. "Your Highness" becomes "Your pantsness")
Try to talk to fictional characters (Umm... I can't... Zexion ran away!! T.T)
Convince Erin she is in love with a llama (I'm sure it's possible, knowing her...)
Try to perform jutsu when cornered by the random evil prep-minions
Poke people with a "sword of doom" (aka a toothpick)
Talk to an alter or imaginary boyfriend (Haha... especially when )
be teh YODA of RANDOMNESS (The waffles are STRONG with this one!!)

Woohoo! Cassie posted!!

Now if she would just do that every day... Sooooo..... I'd annoy her with a whole bunch of random Axel pictures, but I'm too lazy to go to Photobucket. Erm.... No Aaron pics either. (She'd run around her house scratching her eyes out if I did that.)

Maybe I should do that continuation now.

Andrea: Oh no. THE VIEWERS WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS!!!
Alex: Huh??
Andrea: *runs like the devil himself and itself is after her*
Alex: 0_o... All I wanted was my dang pocky.
(In a distant corner of the Earth)
Zexion: Why are you calling it a corner?? The Earth is a flippin' sphere!!
Andrea (typing): Stop breaking the fourth wall.
Zexion: You're the one typing!!
Sephiroth: *randomly impales Andrea on Masamune*
Zexion: THE FRIGGIN' END!!! Now move!!

Yeah, not funny, I know. I just had to get that out. The good stuff'll be on Creatively Challenged. (Will link in a few seconds)