DED. So dead, it doesn't deserve an A.

We need to start being dumb again.

Cassie's camping, Ali never blogs... *sigh.*


Whaddm I gonna do, guize? WHADDM I GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOO!?!

Heroes & Thieves

They're everywhere! But, I guess that's just the way the world turns nowadays.

So I'll start with heroes:

Andrea,
School has started now, and it's different without you there. Quite depressing actually....But I must say, a few years ago, I probably never would've been able to walk into the classroom today smiling, and feeling like I wasn't going to die. :) I owe my life to you. You were the reason I became a person again! Not just some emo chick who couldn't face her fears--or even her life for that. You're my best friend!

Thieves:
There's so many, and I know a few of you know what I'm talking about. I really don't want to post all of that online right now, but I may someday. But until then....

Adios!

Ba Da Da Ba Da Da Gotta Get A Little....

SILENCE.

That is what I am in need of!!!

School starts Thursday. I am excited but yet at the same time kind of sad. It does not seem like we've had much of a summer at all. Maybe it's just me.....

It's been so long since I have posted here, and oh how I have missed it.

I'm learning piano again!! :) The music just seems to calm me. And now I have run out of things to say, but will be back soon. I promise.

Andrea is not in want of These 45 Things.

I am too easily amused. Anyway. My comments are in italics... YES THE SLANTY WRITING. D<. You're reading it right now. No, I don't expect you to read this, I'm just killing the time. *stabbity stab stab* And I wrote this little commentary a loooong time ago, when I was still in an actual relationship.

45 things girls want, but won't ask for. Orly nao. Btw, I put in your apostrophe for you. AGHHHH GET SOME GRAMMAR SKILLS BEFORE THE RELATIONSHIP ONES. They're more important. =_=

Body: Oh dear Lord.

1.Touch her waist. ...

2.Actually talk to her. Mutes are frustrating...

3.Share secrets with her.

4.Give her 1 of your sweat shirts. HOOOOODIES!!1 ;D ... I want a hoodie...

5.Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6.Hug her. Wouldn't any guy worth dating already know that..? Unless of course he's dating some touch-a-phobic psychomaniac... *cough*

7.Hold her.

8.Laugh with her.

9.Invite her somewhere.

10.Hang out with her and your friends together. And don't ignore her. But what if she doesn't like your friends? WHAT THEN!?!?! Failuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. x_x

KEEP READING

11.Smile with her. Or else she will superglue the ends of your mouth up. And it will be painful. And you'll probably dump her for it and then... I dunno. WHY THE HECK AM I DOING THIS.

12.Take pictures with her. So boyfriends are supposed to be cam-whores. Nice ta know. Personally I always thought ones that were camera shy were cuuuute.

13.Pull her onto your lap.

14.When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. I lmfao'd. I know somebody who's got this one down!!

15.When her friends say "I love her more than you", deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved. Not always the best idea. I have violent friends. xDDD And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Are you thinking of someone? NOWAI. ;o

16.Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. ... This is really starting to become pointless... D:

17.Kiss her unexpectedly. ... It's like... Kiss-rape.. *shudders*

18.Hug her from behind around the waist. ... WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LISTEN TO THIS CHICK. SHE'S SCARING ME

19.Tell her she's beautiful. The ones with an inferiority complex will never believe you...

20.Tell her the way you feel about her. Even if she already knew..? Um? Ahem.

21.Open doors for her, walk her to her car- It makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. I'VE BEEN PROTECTED ENOUUUUUUUUUUUGH. D:

22.Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it. And if he DOESN'T mean it? WHAT THEN, MEME. WHAT THEN.

23.If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her. Uber-wrong. If I were you, I'd keep askin' her. It doesn't help to keep it in.

24.Make her feel loved. OBVIOUS MEME IS OBVIOUS. D<

25.Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know. ..?

26.DON'T lie to her Oh dear Lord... Just how stupid do you think these poor boys are?

27.DON'T cheat on her!!! NO WAY. ;o Never woulda guessed.

28.Take her ANYWHERE she wants

29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work (or school) and how much you MISS her. The missing never ends, does it? ; . ;

30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you. This applies to anyone... Not just boyfriends, ya know. =.=

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT DONT TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE, MISSY!!!

31.Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too. Awh. ; . ;

32.When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.

33.Kiss her on the CHEEK (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her) Then why not just kiss her instead of *hinthint*? Maybe we're supposed to be the perceptive gender but SOEM OF US JUST FAIL AT THAT. =_=

34.While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY. As people sitting behind you get annoyed BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYIN' TO WATCH A MOTHERDUCKIN' MOVIE. D<

35. Don't EVER tell her to leave even joking or act like you're mad.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT I thought yelling was my job... STUPID JOB-STEALING... THING. ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE IMMIGRANTS COME TO STEAL MY JOBS?

36.When people DIS her, stand up for her.

37.Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
(ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT Better mean it. =_=)

38.Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can
cuddle. Some things are just not that possible. T.T Oh, added tip. Don't fall off the roof!

39.When walking next to each other grab her HAND.

40.When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible
(MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED OKAY, MY GOD. I don't swing that way BUT YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME IF I DON'T.)

41.Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS So you just assume that everybody on Earth can use a phone at their own leisure? Prejudiced!!

42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. *mumblemumblegenderswitchmumblemumble*

43.Take her for LONG walks at night.

44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her. I agree too much to make a sarcastic comment about this one.

45. If you break up but still like her, don't act like a jerk. Be a man and do something about it. ... No comment.

Repost this in 20 seconds.
...or you will lose the one you care about the most! YEAH, WELL... DUCK YOU.

Guys Repost as: i would do this for her
Girls Repost as: 45 things a girl wants but wont ask for That makes it sound... Okay nevermind I'll just shuttup now.

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis is your SINGING TELEGRAAAAAAAAM.

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WANT TO BE DRESSED IN POETRY
BUT IMAGERY JUST DOESN'T FIT
PLUS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
THEN HOWDOWEEXPLAINNUDISTCOLONIIIIIIES

SOMETHING ABOUT CANVASES
YOUR BODY ON MY MATTRESS IS PROOF.
And as Nyles would randomly interject:

waa waa woo waa. xD

A phrase which I have yet to understand or be able to pronounce without it coming out like a tongue twister.

I've missed you!

S. A. D.

Also known as Single's Awareness Day. I don't think we celebrate it here, despite being single and hopeless as we all are... Mainly because we don't care.

BUT WHO CARES. :D

Enjoy your day~

AND GET FAT OFF ALL THE CHOCOLATTEEEEEEEEEE.

SIX. FLIPPIN'. MONTHS.

People, this blog demands it be revived.

GIMME SOME IDEAS. D< I am Idea Monster, omnomnom.

SAMBA, BBY. xP

Anyway, Muse decided to go off and look up some trivia about herself that even she never knew. No story prompt yet, though. Maybe I can try and write something. No promises, though.

1. All swans in England belong to Andrea!
2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Andrea'.
3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Andrea!
4. Andrea was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
5. Andrea can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
6. Andrea is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
7. Andrea can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
8. Andrea can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Andrea.
10. Andrea is the largest of Saturn's moons.

The conclusion: You shouldn't be that excited about my tongue, stfu. I STILL CONTAIN COCAINE. (Not really, to the adults reading this? if any? THE MATURE PEOPLE, THEN?) And I am very large, being the largest moon and the same size as the International Space Station.

By the way, CASSIE MAY BE COMING BACK TO US! >:D

So this is the same old Blood Rush with a new Touch

HELP ME.

I want someone to write a story for me. I want Cassie back. So meebe, if I starts a new blog that ish CLEAN we can have her back? Cuz I mean C'MONS. T^T

Anyway, about that story. Someone write it and post it on your blog. PLEAAAAAAAAASE!

I need some prompts. I'll be back.

So anyhoozles. Here's a little ditty for you.

jingle my balls
jingle my balls
jingle 'em all the way
oh what fun it is
to ride andi in the hay!
HEY!!

^^The above belongs to ALI MONTOYA. DUNDUNDUN. NOT ME. She wasn't singing about me, either! Lurlz.

You Don't Deserve a Post.

Yeah, blog. Nowadays you kinda just... Sit there and smoke pot. You need to get off your lazy bum and do something! Like brush your teeth, that'd be nice. Or update your playlist?

DO SOOOOMETHING... Blogger in Draft won't let me type in wingdings. it suddenly started downpouring at the house, and I'm leaving at three to go watch Ghosts of Girlfriends Past with Megan. Why we're interested at all in this movie is a total mystery to me. But it didn't look to bad, from what I can remember about commercials.

I got told by someone almost twice my age on Gaia that I was "cute". ._. Should that be scary?

Be Tough Be Physical

No more suggestive shirts for Alex, I nearly puked all over his back reading that.

WAAAAHHHH I HAD TO GO HOME EARLY AND DIDN'T GET TO TALK TO AARON WAAAAAAHHHHHHH. *cries* Now what am I to do?

Oh yeah, get that proportion guide from DeviantART. Oh goodness my stomach hurts now. And it's cold.

Ali, if you do not post something, I will reveal... THE BUTTERFLY NET.

Moving along... Let's see how much I've changed since September.

September 25, 2008!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion 34% Stability 14% Orderliness 38% Accommodation 58% Interdependence 83% Intellectual 74% Mystical 10% Artistic 83% Religious 63% Hedonism 10% Materialism 36% Narcissism 23% Adventurousness 16% Work ethic 43% Humanitarian 36% Conflict seeking 63% Need to dominate 43% Romantic 36% Avoidant 50% Anti-authority 56% Wealth 10% Dependency 56% Change averse 63% Cautiousness 76% Individuality 76% Sexuality 36% Peter pan complex 63% Family drive 43% Physical Fitness % Histrionic 23% Paranoia 70% Vanity 43% Honor 36% Thriftiness 50%

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trait snapshot:
messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer

April 24, 2009!!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion 26% Stability 30% Orderliness 26% Accommodation 50% Interdependence 43% Intellectual 46% Mystical 16% Artistic 70% Religious 50% Hedonism 10% Materialism 43% Narcissism 30% Adventurousness 30% Work ethic 30% Humanitarian 23% Conflict seeking 70% Need to dominate 43% Romantic 36% Avoidant 83% Anti-authority 36% Wealth 23% Dependency 56% Change averse 63% Cautiousness 30% Individuality 90% Sexuality 36% Peter pan complex 56% Family drive 50% Physical Fitness % Histrionic 63% Paranoia 90% Vanity 23% Honor 30% Thriftiness 50%

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trait snapshot:

messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer

I haven't changed very much, as far as this survey's concerned. ._. I guess I just don't mature much, eh?

THEY'RE GONE!

I'm sorries... I'll put the icons back laterz. I PWOMISE!!

Let's clear some things up, shall we F&C?

Alex is acting too much like Ryan and Brian for my happiness. But since when does he care about my happiness? Never, that's what I thought. I know, it sucks. But I CAN'T GET OVER THE DANGED BOY!!

*weeps* Dad's forcing me to go off. BLAH.

Blargh.

hold on, the post is being screwy...

Effing MySpace!!

Am I the only one who absolutely hates this message?

Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

I can't stand that!! First you can stalk people on Facebook (Alex needs to get one), and now MySpace has gave me that message three fri-kken times in the last five minutes. Screw you MySpace. SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dd

*sigh* Dang social networking sites. THEY NEVER CARE FOR THEIR POOR POOR USERS ANYORE DO THEY!?!?! Because I just got it a fourth time...
dd

Ali left early today. Darn her. DARN HER AND HER DARN DENTIST APPOINTMENTS. So I talked to different people to day. Alex and Lacey were playing this leg game thing that made me really, really mad. Because I have neeeeeeds. Almost worse than Nicole.

dd

And NOW MySpace tells me Megan's profile is "going under routine maintenance". "ROUTINE MAINTENANCE" MERILN'S SAGGY LEFT--UM.

dd

Did that lady on the Tv just say "All we can do now is trust in the mullet"?? Weird.

Today Ali and I noticed (UPDATION.) that Alex rarely ever wears short sleeves (he wore them last week but we're having too much fun with this idea). We think he may be hiding something. I'm not sure what Ali thinks. Maybe the bruises Chad gives him. When I approached Nicole she said she thinks it's a tattoo. (Alex... And tattoos... OMGWTF O.o). As for me, I'm not sure I want to know.

In Which a Sequel is Postponed

I'm dead, people. IT WON'T WORK!

I miss Chad. Mrs. Roush moved him for fourth and eighth periods. I have no one to sadisticly pity naos!! *weeps*

Why is it I sadisticly pity Chad and sadisticly love Alex? Why am I saying sadisticly? OH MY VIOLATED MONKEY PLUSHIE WHY DID THEY KILL DEEDEE!?!?!?!

Seriously. That Powerpuff Girl Doujinshi is screwed up. WHY HAVE THEY NOT INTRODUCED MAC INTO IT YET!?!?! *more weeping* I want Mac... Mac's awesome... PPGD isn't as screwed up as Grim Tales yet... Having tthe child by abortion.. WTF.

No wonder my mind has turned into Jell-o.

We had to do it.

Due to circumstances completely beyond our control, Candy Girl (whose father would rather I not mention the name, SO I WON'T, FOR THE LOVE OF FAI.) has had to be removed from the blog. I swear, it's not her fault. It's mine. Seriously, everything's always my fault so we may as well leave it at that.

This blog is about dead. About. So you know what that means... ALI!!! YOU NEED TO FREAKING POST!!!

Fifty Ways to Annoy Chad!! Now we all know I need a Life.

They came to me while being grounded from here. Yes, here. Shocking, isn't it? It also made me realize just how desperately I need a life. AND an iPod!! But anyway, brought to you by yours truly, fifty ways to annoy Chad!! Hopefully if Ali decides she's bored it doesn't become a "That's what she said" moment.


1. Ask him how his date with Alex went the other night. Pester him until he says "good", or anything better than good. ;D

2. Ask him when Alex's due date is.

3. Force-feed him thirteen extra-large pieces of fruit pizza. He dislikes it.

4. Steal his planner and name it "Purple"

5. When he attempts to snatch Purple back, scream rape. Or child abuse.

6. If he manages to steal Purple back, say "You made emo Barbie sad!" and take out a black-clad Barbie, start trying to steal its wrists with a pencil.

7. The next day, leave the doll (covered in red paint along the neck/wrists) on his desk, along with a suicide note claiming that Adam and Grant are Chad's biological parents.

8. If he does not wrench Purple from your grasp, tell him he will only get Purple back if he gets down on one knee, tells Alex he loves him and proposes.

9. When he eventually agrees, videotape it.

10. Every time Chad and Alex are near each other, begin singing various random love songs (Personal favorite: The Pina Colada Song)

11. Make a shelf fall on him in Wal-Mart

12. Go to his football/basketball/anything else he plays games and start shouting "POWER RANGERS!! Go go!!" and running around the floor/field.

13. When you steal Alex's belongings (in the upcoming fifty ways to annoy Alex), put them in a bag and place them on Chad's doorstep

14. Put a Valentine's Day card (print one out if it's not the right time of year) and address it "With love, from [anyone's name]". Doubtless he will be o_0.

15. Introduce him to Chad the planner.

16. Scream "FIFTEEN-SIDED LOVE POLYGON!!!" whenever he sits down to the lunch table.

17. Laugh uncontrollably at his inevitable death by Germ-X.

18. Make him google "Yaoi". Trauma, certainly.

19. The next day, put Yaoi fanarts in his locker. Make sure there's enough so that when he opens it they scatter all over the floor.

20. Tell Ryan and Brian to go check the mess out.

21. When they chew him out for it, shout "Oh! Says those who had a threesome with him in the kitchen yesterday!!" (so everyone in the entire bulding can hear you)

22. Randomly fall down the steps into him... And any additional people if needed.

23. Sit outside his bathroom door with a tape recorder whilst he is taking a shower. Or bath. how should I know?

24. Whenever he comes out blindfold yourself and wants to know what the Fai is going on, answer that you were trying to record him singing in the shower.

25. Kidnap him to go to an anime con in the epic KITTYMOBILE!!!

26. While in the Kittymobile, make hm listen to Hanson, Cinema Bizarre, anything else I like...

27. Stab him with a pair of hair sticks.

28. Introduce him to Cassie, pretend to drop something, and tie their shoelaces together. (Tie Chad's shoelace to Cassie's ankle if all else fails.)

29. Use Chad as a human meatshield when Cassie comes after you with a chainsaw for that.

30. Ask Chad for help finding twenty more ways to annoy him.

31. Draw "MISSING" flyers for Chad and Alex's adopted son, Chalex.

32. Run up to him in a vacant lot, scream "CHIPOTLE SAUCE!!!!!" and run off.

33. Attempt to take a nap in his hair (Ahem, ALI.)

34. Ducttape him to Michael Jackson's backseat.

35. Stare at him in class, and when he confronts you, reply "You have prettiful eyes!" in some weird odd voice and then walk off to kill Gary for some random stupid thing. Like cheating on Cody with Whiskers. *shudders*

36. Stuff Gary's dead body into Chad's backpack.

37. Draw Chad as a gothic lolita on teh chalkboard.

38. Attempt giving him the "birds and the bees" talk.

39. Scream "CHAD HAS ALEX AND HIS MUFFINS!!! HE WILL PAY!!!" And start whacking him with a plastic ninja sword.

40. Dress him up as a clown.

41. Hide in his closet and glomp him when he opens it! He hates it when you do that.

42. Ask "If you're a pimp, Chad, who are your hoes?" with a clear answer in mind.

43. Have Whitney tell him to hug an apple. EVERY. FLACKIN'. MINUTE.

44. Have my mother beat him up with a wooden spoon for no good reason.

45. Draw a picture of yourself on his back in permanent marker. And re-draw it when it starts to fade.

46. Ask him if he really thinks man-boobs are sexy, or if he only has that shirt to make himself feel better.

47. Have you stalker sidekick follow him around whilst you are busy stalking his best friend.

48. At one of his games, put a plushie apple in his stuff, along with a card asking him to marry you (don't sign it, moron!).

49. When he asks who it's from, suggest the aforementioned Michael Jackson, or Barney.

50. Check the last way to annoy Chad off your list in satisfaction as you watch Alex attempt to beat him up for cheating on him with Michael Jackson/Barney. (possessive uke!) Oh, and for extra annoyance get yourself involved in the action... Eheheh.

Stuff...

The SuperPets battling system reminds me of Pokemon

Lumi attacks with creepy stare!
Bam throws an ice cube!
(don't even ask)

And as far as I know, Lumi is not Japanese, don't hassle me.

I'm working on random lists of ways to annoy Alex and Chad (Basketballs. Cardboard. Pink hair dye. Oh the thrills I will have).

And then earlier with the fruit pizza there was the issue of "Alex getting pregnant off himself". WTF. Too strange...