SIX. FLIPPIN'. MONTHS.

People, this blog demands it be revived.

GIMME SOME IDEAS. D< I am Idea Monster, omnomnom.

SAMBA, BBY. xP

Anyway, Muse decided to go off and look up some trivia about herself that even she never knew. No story prompt yet, though. Maybe I can try and write something. No promises, though.

1. All swans in England belong to Andrea!
2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Andrea'.
3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Andrea!
4. Andrea was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
5. Andrea can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
6. Andrea is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
7. Andrea can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
8. Andrea can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Andrea.
10. Andrea is the largest of Saturn's moons.

The conclusion: You shouldn't be that excited about my tongue, stfu. I STILL CONTAIN COCAINE. (Not really, to the adults reading this? if any? THE MATURE PEOPLE, THEN?) And I am very large, being the largest moon and the same size as the International Space Station.

By the way, CASSIE MAY BE COMING BACK TO US! >:D

So this is the same old Blood Rush with a new Touch

HELP ME.

I want someone to write a story for me. I want Cassie back. So meebe, if I starts a new blog that ish CLEAN we can have her back? Cuz I mean C'MONS. T^T

Anyway, about that story. Someone write it and post it on your blog. PLEAAAAAAAAASE!

I need some prompts. I'll be back.

So anyhoozles. Here's a little ditty for you.

jingle my balls
jingle my balls
jingle 'em all the way
oh what fun it is
to ride andi in the hay!
HEY!!

^^The above belongs to ALI MONTOYA. DUNDUNDUN. NOT ME. She wasn't singing about me, either! Lurlz.

You Don't Deserve a Post.

Yeah, blog. Nowadays you kinda just... Sit there and smoke pot. You need to get off your lazy bum and do something! Like brush your teeth, that'd be nice. Or update your playlist?

DO SOOOOMETHING... Blogger in Draft won't let me type in wingdings. it suddenly started downpouring at the house, and I'm leaving at three to go watch Ghosts of Girlfriends Past with Megan. Why we're interested at all in this movie is a total mystery to me. But it didn't look to bad, from what I can remember about commercials.

I got told by someone almost twice my age on Gaia that I was "cute". ._. Should that be scary?

Be Tough Be Physical

No more suggestive shirts for Alex, I nearly puked all over his back reading that.

WAAAAHHHH I HAD TO GO HOME EARLY AND DIDN'T GET TO TALK TO AARON WAAAAAAHHHHHHH. *cries* Now what am I to do?

Oh yeah, get that proportion guide from DeviantART. Oh goodness my stomach hurts now. And it's cold.

Ali, if you do not post something, I will reveal... THE BUTTERFLY NET.

Moving along... Let's see how much I've changed since September.

September 25, 2008!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion 34% Stability 14% Orderliness 38% Accommodation 58% Interdependence 83% Intellectual 74% Mystical 10% Artistic 83% Religious 63% Hedonism 10% Materialism 36% Narcissism 23% Adventurousness 16% Work ethic 43% Humanitarian 36% Conflict seeking 63% Need to dominate 43% Romantic 36% Avoidant 50% Anti-authority 56% Wealth 10% Dependency 56% Change averse 63% Cautiousness 76% Individuality 76% Sexuality 36% Peter pan complex 63% Family drive 43% Physical Fitness % Histrionic 23% Paranoia 70% Vanity 43% Honor 36% Thriftiness 50%

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trait snapshot:
messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer

April 24, 2009!!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion 26% Stability 30% Orderliness 26% Accommodation 50% Interdependence 43% Intellectual 46% Mystical 16% Artistic 70% Religious 50% Hedonism 10% Materialism 43% Narcissism 30% Adventurousness 30% Work ethic 30% Humanitarian 23% Conflict seeking 70% Need to dominate 43% Romantic 36% Avoidant 83% Anti-authority 36% Wealth 23% Dependency 56% Change averse 63% Cautiousness 30% Individuality 90% Sexuality 36% Peter pan complex 56% Family drive 50% Physical Fitness % Histrionic 63% Paranoia 90% Vanity 23% Honor 30% Thriftiness 50%

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trait snapshot:

messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer

I haven't changed very much, as far as this survey's concerned. ._. I guess I just don't mature much, eh?

THEY'RE GONE!

I'm sorries... I'll put the icons back laterz. I PWOMISE!!

Let's clear some things up, shall we F&C?

Alex is acting too much like Ryan and Brian for my happiness. But since when does he care about my happiness? Never, that's what I thought. I know, it sucks. But I CAN'T GET OVER THE DANGED BOY!!

*weeps* Dad's forcing me to go off. BLAH.