Random Lists

Random Videos that we Should Make

• Andrea stalking people in the school
• Re-enactment of Sweeney Todd featuring Ali, Andrea, Alex (briefly), and Adam
• Ali *attempting* to stalk Adam
• Gary acting like he normally does
• One of these days when interesting stuff goes back to happening in band
• Eighth period
• Ali singing random songs for 10 minutes
• Kingdom hearts fandub involving anybody I can get to cooperate, forcibly or whatnot.

Ways to kill Alex

• Throw an icicle at him
• Stalk him until he is scared to death
• Glomp him. He will most likely commit suicide.
• Abuse him (O.o SO GUILTY)

Stupid Questions Alex has Asked me

• Do the Japanese like shrimp?
• Is this a Japanese stool? (I mean, HOW THE HECK SHOULD I KNOW)
• How is Japanese food better than Chinese? (I never said it was)
• Why do you like Asian stuff so much? (I am Asian.)
• Do you like Chad?? (OF COURSE NOT.)

Reasons I make These Lists

• I'm bored as crap.
• Alex isn't here to stalk
• No one reads them so I can say what I like
• Don't feel like talking to prep-girl/emo-kid (who are, in fact, the same person)

Long random list of things I'd rather be doing

Title says it all, folks!! Yeah... I need to spend my time productively... But I'm bored.


Attack Alex's hair with a lint roller
Chase the OTHER Alex with a machete (Meh, I didn't clarify identities. Oh well. Nobody cares!!)
Run through town screaming "Sexy Zexy!!" (No more manga for me)
Poke Cassie with a spork
Cosplay as Hinata Hyuga and STALK PEOPLE (I ain't half bad at it)
Hack into Cassie's computer and make her whole computer Axel-themed
Force Alex onto the DDR machine 'o' DOOM!!!
Set off the smoke alarm every time Erin calls a guy hot
Shove Des into Aaron's face (Run... Before Des kills me for saying that... *hides*)
Make Jake and Trevor dress up as Big Bird (Am I still alive..?)
Graffiti a mustachio on the Wal-Mart wall
Build the Sears Tower out of Legos (And I mean full-sized)
Record Justin and Mark singing If You Were Gay
Have the man-eating waffles chomp Miley Cyrus to death
Send Kingdom Hearts spam to random people (Like, typing the word "AXEL" a million times)
Set Cassie's Hannah Montana crap on fire
Steal everyone's PixyStix and BURN THEM (Muahahahaha)
Be Shikamaru Nara for a day (Too... Lazy... to pick... A darn... pencil up... *snore*)
Kill all teh forks in the world (MAH SPORKIES)
Trap Chad in a nacho, Grant in a burrito, and Alex in a marshmallow
E-mail Megan on high urgency setting and say only "Hi"
Roast Alex-marshmallow on a stick (Uhhhh....)
Find a cure for writer's block (Hrmmm, is this somewhat normal???)
Try to perform bankai with a plastic sword
Replace random words with pants (ex. "Your Highness" becomes "Your pantsness")
Try to talk to fictional characters (Umm... I can't... Zexion ran away!! T.T)
Convince Erin she is in love with a llama (I'm sure it's possible, knowing her...)
Try to perform jutsu when cornered by the random evil prep-minions
Poke people with a "sword of doom" (aka a toothpick)
Talk to an alter or imaginary boyfriend (Haha... especially when )
be teh YODA of RANDOMNESS (The waffles are STRONG with this one!!)